Archive for the 'Funny Story' Category

Funny Story Category—Silver Winner: Miami in Heat

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

by Dave Mondy
 
 
The men of Miami Beach have fish hooks in their nipples. At least they walk that way. Connected by invisible wire to invisible para-sails far out front, they are pulled down the street chest-first. Bared, bronzed and ballsy, they are as over-pumped as their women are svelte. The women of Miami [...]

Funny Travel Category—Gold Winner: English Lessons

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

by Nina Krieger
A gay man could get laid in the remote corners of the world, trekking through an Amazonian jungle amongst face painted natives who speak in clicks and clacks, or caravanning across the Tibetan plains underneath a soft yak blanket and followed by a nightcap of hot butter tea. That’s what I thought walking [...]

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