Archive for the 'Bad Trip' Category

Bad Trip—Gold: Miracle at Landing Zone Ross

Friday, February 27th, 2009

by Robert B. Robeson
…I think I should say one word, too, a special word, about the
“Dust Offs”—the Med-Evacs. This was a great group of men.
All those who flew them, all those who did it. Courage above
and beyond the call of duty was sort of routine to them. It was
a daily thing, part of the way [...]

Bad Trip—Silver: The Catheter’s Revenge

Friday, February 27th, 2009

by Dodie Cross
I was flying from Thailand, back to the States, after a bladder repair went south. It was supposed to be a “quickie” type of surgery. “Sree day and you casseta come out,” my sweet Thai surgeon told me. “When you can pee-pee on you own, you go home.”
That was reassuring. It was close [...]

Bad Trip—Bronze: Waitomo Caves

Friday, February 27th, 2009

by Cindy Gold
The “Lonely Planet” guidebook on New Zealand describes the blackwater tubing experience at Waitomo Caves as “… a three-hour trip on an inner tube floating down a subterranean river that flows through Ruakuri Cave … floating through a long, glowworm-covered passage.” It also mentions you’ll be wearing a wetsuit to keep you warm. [...]

Bad Trip–Bronze Winner: The Truth About Eco-Travel

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

By Laurie McAndish King
Jim was hesitant right from the start.
“Cape Tribulation? Wilderness Area? No way!”
Our travel agent had provided a bright, glossy brochure of the Bunyip Lodge, and I talked my husband into going along to this eco-resort in northern Australia. “Eco-tourism” sounded so romantic: waking to the trill of morning birdsong, viewing exotic animals [...]

Bad Trip—Silver Winner: Beijing Hostage

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

By Michael Shapiro
What’s the worst that could happen, I asked myself, when an attractive young woman I’d met in Tiananmen Square invited me to dinner. Three hours later I was being held against my will in a dimly lit ground-floor room many miles from the heart of Beijing. I didn’t know where I was, a [...]

Bad Trip–Gold Winner: Baja, or, The Thing You Learn in Foreign Police Stations

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

By Chris LaRoche
It’s late November in Montana. Days before Halloween, my long-distance girlfriend dumped me in broken but adequate English over a crackling phone line from Germany. For a month I moped about like a sad puppy, crying in my coffee and failing exams in morpho-phonology. Finally, I decided it was time to get over [...]

Bad Trip Category—Bronze Winner: Shake and Bake on the Equator

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

by Tim Leffel
I believe we crossed the equator around three in the morning, though I don’t really know. The waves pounding our boat were just as furious on both sides of the dividing line. Perhaps if every toilet were not splattered with puke, I could have checked to see which direction the water was flowing [...]

Bad Trip Category—Silver Winner: Eiffel: What Goes Up

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

by Bill Zarchy
As the Seine meanders aimlessly through Paris, Gustave Eiffel’s work of wonder appears to glide from one bank to the other. Our Batobus commuter boat docks in the shadow of the Tower, and I shepherd my small flock to the shore.
Rebecca, 14, and Danny, 11, have been troupers on this first trip to [...]

Bad Trip Category—Gold Winner: Getting into El Cielo

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

by Pamela Alma Bass
“I want to be kissed tonight,” I say. I can’t remember the last time I was kissed. Really kissed, held, adored. It’s been a virtual drought since Noah. In Mexico it seems anything is possible. Like no one here will know I was that dorky girl in high school with the navy [...]

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